Dear Amanda,

by maddrunkgenius

No one said it would be easy to please you, but somehow I never imagined it could be so hard to do. I did everything I thought of that would make you feel better, but somehow it never seemed to last.

I can’t give you what you need because I’m only me, and you, you’re something more. I admit, I once held delusions but they’re gone. You knew from the start that it would never work, but I’m a slow learner and I’m just coming around.

We tried our best but now it’s over, and I suppose you called it quits a long time ago. So I’m mailing it in at last, I’ll wave my white flag. I surrender, and you won’t need to see me anymore.