My 25 year old friend just got caught masturbating by his parents

by maddrunkgenius

We were hanging out today, and he told me that yesterday afternoon before he went into work he decided to jerk off. He graduated college last May and hasn’t found a place to stay so he’s living in his parents’ living room. His computer, his video games, and his bed (the couch) are all in there, and his luggage with all of his clothes is in the garage. Like I said, he has a job, but he told his parents he’d just be there for a while and he’s been there like six months, so I don’t know.

Anyway, his parents both go to work at nine a.m. and his brothers have school, so until he goes to work at 3 p.m. or so, he has the house all to himself and he takes advantage of it.

But yesterday he was sitting at his computer, going at it to some porn. I think it was gay porn, because he’s bisexual, but I didn’t ask for clarification on this point. But he was shirtless with his pants around his ankles, attacking his dick full bore when all of a sudden he hears the door open (his computer faces the wall). He manages to close the window on his screen, but as he’s turning around trying to cover himself, he sees his mom and dad standing there, staring at him, and he freezes, because they freeze, too.

Then his mom screams, “Oh my God!” or something in Spanish (I don’t understand Spanish, but it involved “deos mio” or some shit).

And my friend says, “Goddamn it, don’t you know how to fucking knock?”

And his dad says, “This is the living room!” and they start arguing again until my friend goes into the bathroom to finish up.

Anyway, he still had to go to work, but his dad was bitching at him all the way out the door, so he may have gotten kicked out. I don’t know. The two of us went out for some beer, but when we came back to my place, he was a little drunk and fell asleep on my couch.