mad drunk genius

I used to have all sorts of problems. Now there's just the one.

Tag: yen

BECAUSE I AM AN INSATIABLE WELL OF GENIUS THAT INTERPRETS & MULTIPLIES ALL HUMAN KEN, YAW & YEN

The reason why I like the ‘Harlem Shake’ videos (& I do, unironically & intently) is that the best versions almost perfectly replicate the word virus, or the meme as concept in itself.
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Yen yaw ken: a credo

Darlin, you are a beautiful & gorgeous thing, like archetype of modern American life, and it’s fabulous & fantastic ‘cept yr hangups with one fellow, which is sad & limiting & unfortunate.

To live & exert, to be lusty for everything, esp. life & chronicalling it is the chief end of (wo)man. ‘Sex is good, and people should be happy.’ Yen, yaw, ken. (yearn, deviate, understand).

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I hate getting a little bit drunk on the West Coast.

Because I get a bit buzzed and the thirst, you know, the real drinker’s yen inflames inside me and I look over at the clock and say, ‘God, it’s only 12:30 a.m. I could make a bar run and drink an hour, easy.’

When really I’ve got no money and nothing good will happen to me, but I’ll be alive and have fun and do things other than sit at a computer and drink beer which does nothing except makes me fat and slow. I’ll have whiskey! And whiskey will get me up and screaming laughing clapping in no time at all.

I mean, jesus. Pacific Time is forever to drink & keep drinking.

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